To avoid those embarrassing acceptance speeches, all nominations should submit their speeches before the ceremony. The the nominee with the best speech would then win the honour. This would save us all from those embarrassing addresses from the stage and provide the public with what they really want from these ceremonies; cringeless entertainment.
Less education for the rude mechanicals!
February 1st, 2010I don’t understand the government in Westminster.
Could be I am not alone.
I mean after Blair’s education, education, education speech, why did no-one pick up on how bad an idea this is?
Let us remember that revolutions and revolts were driven not by the
semi-illiterate peasants but by the petit bourgeois, the literate middle
classes who were able to see the inadequacies of the rulers and the
system they presided over, exploit those weaknesses and seize power then
becoming the new rulers.
Hail to the new boss, same as the old boss.
All a good education does for us lesser mortals is show clearly the
gap between those of us who will work with our hands in some boring,
badly paid set of jobs during our lives and those who are lucky enough
to find highly paid professional positions.
The gap between heightened expectations and the reality of our
capabilities can only be more sharply delineated by the extra education
for those of us who don’t need it and will not use it.
Cutting out these unnecessary years at schools, colleges etc. would be a
great saving to local authorities who could then spend the money on
other items. Since most of those who work as labourers are at their
best when young, but suffer increasingly from ill health when older, it
would be best to get as much work out of them while they are young
before they become incapable and must be provided for by the state.
Further, why does the government wish to educate us to the dangers of smoking and drinking and obesity? Surely it would make sense to freely distribute cigarettes, alcohol, sweet fizzy drinks etc among the working classes who have either made no provision, or only a small provision for their retirement? These should be made available to those manual labourers over 40 years old so that by the time they reach pensionable age (whenever that might be), they should be ready to drop from alcohol and smoking related health conditions. This should be a huge saving to the the exchequer.
Of course, those who have big pensions such as bank managers and politicians will, on retirement, spend their money and create wealth and jobs rather than dragging the country down with their constant whining for benefits, retirement homes, health care, etc. Further, those with private means will not need national health care as they will all be members of private health schemes and can afford private nursing homes.
The Americans Don’t Understand the Scots
January 20th, 2010The Americans, our owners, recently visited the place where I work. Mostly anonymous figures that lurked in private offices. They didn’t appear on stage this time to give us all the pep talk. Just as well, since us cynics who have seen it all before wouldn’t have taken notice of what was said and believed even less. Only the Personnel, sorry, the HR manager, ever ventured out to be asked “When are we all getting paid off?” by some of the less shy members of the workforce. The poor woman decided to delay her departure to the safety of the USA because “Morale is so bad here.”.
She has completely misunderstood the Scot’s psyche.
- The Scot is never happier than when he/she believes “We’re all doomed!”.
She has not understood the reasons why most of us have chosen to work at the factory.
- The factory is a place of last resort. Those capable of better by reason of skill levels or intelligence, age or health either never consider working here, or leave very quickly. Many of us will never get another job should we leave or be paid off for the reasons above.
If she finds the workforce deeply suspicious of management, we have good reason.
- The people senior to us are the people who sent us over the top to face the machine guns during the slaughter of WW1 due to their stupidity or indifference.
- Our history reminds us of the betrayal by the clan chiefs of their clansmen during the clearances.
- We are the nation that Thatcher treated with contempt while she reigned in Downing St. The Poll Tax, a tax that had roused open rebellion in the 14th century in England, was again imposed as an experiment in Scotland long before it was tried out in England.
- We are the workers who have been set unattainable targets to gain dubious advantages; our opinions are treated as worthless; our knowledge of processes that we employ every day are set as of no account.
Finally, she will never understand that we are so used to losing, we treat any possibility of success and the successful with suspicion and hostility. “He’s getting above hisel!” and “Ah kent his faither!”: a sort of reverse elitism and inverted snobbery.
And thus we shoot ourselves in the foot with drink and drugs, complacency and resignation to be certain of our defeat.
Why bother when “It all ends with a stour and a stink.” (from Cloud Howe by Lewis Grassic Gibbon)?
Aye, we’re doomed right enough.
Finally, is anybody listening? I doubt it…
There’s nothing wrong with our morale. It’s just the way we are; dour, with a dry black sense of humour.
They have all gone now, though it’s hard to tell. They might have been ghosts.
The Meaning of Life
February 22nd, 2011This is a question to which the answer is famously “42″. Of
course in the book you have to know the question to understand the
answer. It could be that Douglas Adams was not being totally serious
when he wrote this.
But it is a question that seems to come up time and time again through
history and through life. Traditionally it was up to religion to supply
the answer and up to us to accept such replies as we might get from
deity/deities of your choice.
It is a given that anything that is born will die. Birth can be very
painful and knowing its inevitable outcome after a long satisfying life
or short brutal existence brings pathos to this possibly most
joyous occasion. TS Eliot writes of this in “The
Journey of the Magi” where the wise men are not sure what they have just
witnessed in the stable in Bethlehem.
The joy in the garden becomes the agony in the garden.
To ask for meaning is to begin a search driven by a doubt that maybe
there is no meaning. The culmination of such a search can be despair
and darkness
or can end with affirmation and peace. It is my experience that the
search demands that both should be passed through. It
can only be a personal journey. And a journey that so far has had no
ending for me. I cannot be satisfied with answers sought from outside
since someone else’s experience and truth can never be taken for my own.
That would be a sort of theft.
I have found that in the end I have to let go of question and answer;
let go of despair and joy. That does not mean do not feel them but just
to treat them as visitors. The demand for meaning is a kind of greed; a
craving for a filling of the hollow centre; a solution to the feeling of
being lacking in some way, of being inadequate.
Hostages to Fortune
November 21st, 2010Like most of my insights, the idea of being a hostage to fortune
is not original, but it never hit me so hard before watching a natural
history program where fish were spawning. Among the millions of eggs
laid maybe 2 will actually survive to breed. The eggs are totally at the
mercy of unforseen events.
In the same way it seemed to me that every action, every word is a
hostage to fortune. No-one can know how an action taken with the best of
intention may turn out in the long term, the action taken for intended
benefit or intended harm can have consequences that cannot be foreseen.
The child saved from the train wreck may become a hero or a doctor or an
inventor that saves lives, or a murderer or war criminal that destroys
them. And further, the murderer may kill someone who will commit
terrible acts or invent terrible weapons or invent ways of thinking that
spur people to do evil. The terrorist that you execute may have become
an inspiration to a nation.
I do not know what will be the consequences of your reading these words.
My intention is to suggest that people think about what they should do
or say before they act.
How should we act or speak? Should we look to religion, philosophy or
our peers for guidance? These may be places to begin. It seems
to me that no answer is ever final. That every outcome needs revision
and refinement in accordance with experience and result.
The time to think is not always available. Sometimes decisions have to
be made before there is time for thought. Those who serve in places
where there is not likely to be time for thought, who must react or die
(or worse) act in accordance with what has gone before in their lives,
so the soldier or firemen is trained to act by training so that reaction
becomes habit. To act too slowly may end in death or severe injury for self or others.
Then does it follow that one should train oneself by repeating right
action until it becomes habit and will be repeated under stress? Should
kindness or toughness be built until it becomes unthinking
habit?
Where does the responsibility lie for consequences of action? With
parents, environment, with circumstance? Are we ever truly free to act
given how our lives are shaped by the former? Without freedom can there
be responsibility?
It seems to me that to do the best where we are is eventually all that
can be done. To be fully adult and human is to take responsibility for
your life. It is after all your life.
I cannot tell how these words will be received. They are indeed hostages to fortune.
Shout at the Thunder
July 25th, 2010I was recently walking through the city where I had spent most
of my childhood and adolescence. I still think of the city as my home
although I haven’t lived there for nearly 40 years. I wandered through
places I had once lived. The only trace of the houses, flats and
factories is the layout of the streets now lined with new houses that
would now be beyond my income bracket to buy, and shopping and leisure
complexes.
You know, the thought that hit me was that the developers have stolen my
past as the bankers and other parasites have stolen my future.
OK, to be fair, a city cannot be preserved in aspic or any other jelly
like substance for my benefit. It must move on or die. Becoming a
theme park is not really an option. I have been fortunate in that much
of the best still remains in spite of the combined efforts of the 60’s
vandals in the local council and university.
I will in time become reconciled to these massive and ongoing changes.
But they still leave a sense of loss like the death of an old
acquaintance.
Bob Dylan said “Don’t look back.” This is a bit silly since identity is
a function of memory. But I guess maybe it means don’t hang onto the
past.
As for the financiers, I have already made my thought plain about them.
On a more philosophical note, since I can’t live in the past or expect
much from the future, I must keep focused on the present which is the
only place that anyone can ever be and where I write the past and create
a future.
No point in shouting at the thunder.
Trust and Corruption
April 3rd, 2010This has been a very hard article to write and keep to reasonable length. I think I have failed. The ideas raise very strong feelings which fed into the text. Keeping away from strong language became quite difficult!
When I was young (long time ago) there didn’t seem to be any question about who and what to trust in. Banks, schoolteachers, religious figures, possibly politicians (if I had known what that was), doctors were beyond question. In fact, all authority figures. I just absorbed everything I was told. When I became a teenager, I rebelled against such figures as a matter of course without losing my trust in them. Strange but true. They were still people that I could rely on even if they were (in my eyes) wrong.
I have become more aware of how naïve that seems now. Newspapers and ‘the media’ (almost a pejorative today) inform us daily of greed and corruption amongst those who demand that we have faith in them. They demand it because without faith, these people and their offices have no meaning. Without trust, a bank or any financial institution or means of commerce becomes impossible. Counterfeiters were once hanged; possibly a bit extreme. But without trust, all interaction with other humans becomes impossible without violence or its threat.
So who should we still trust? The medical profession? I have seen reported many instances where such trust has been misplaced. Then again, maybe we expect too much.
The church or other religious organisation? The current crisis in the Catholic church is the most recent and public of scandals that have dogged religious organisations since time out of mind. Read Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales to see that this is hardly new.
Sales people? Many will recall how policies were sold to house buyers, and the resulting payouts forced by the government when it was discovered how these had been mis-sold.
Politicians? I recall many years ago hearing the phrase “As empty as a politicians’ promise.” and today’s round of disclosure upon disclosure of how our money has been stolen from us as the expenses scandals continue hardly gives credibility to these people.
Banks and bankers? These are the ones whose greed and arrogance has nearly destroyed the financial dealings of the entire world AGAIN (Yes! It has happened before and will no doubt happen again.).
So do we trust the media to inform us of wrongdoing? The phrase ‘investigative journalism’ comes to mind. A certain newspapers illegal phone tapping exploits hardly do credit to the industry. And how far can we trust the newspapers and other forms of news communication without fully understanding their agendas of making money or justifying their continued existence?
Who else is up on the charge of acting in a way that may abuse our trust? Well, I don’t trust any of the large Internet based organisations who have huge amounts of our personal data that can be lost, stolen or hacked into. And I certainly don’t trust the UK government after the the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 and the Investigatory Powers Act 2016. Read them if you will and wonder that such pieces of work ever made it through the legislating body of a democracy (parliament).
What possible motive do the powerful have for this abuse? Well, I cannot be sure since I am not among the great, but I suggest several reasons, some or all of which may be true. I start with:
- The exercise of power for its own sake. “Because I can”.
- Moving right on to: “ I am afraid and controlling others makes me feel safe”.
- Next up: “ I want to be rich. Money is power. I want to do anything I want.”
- And further up there, arrogance: “I am cleverer than you stupid pigs.”
- Power as a basis for ego: “I am great! Worship me! “
I am sure that others will occur to you.
Now those who police our kingdom rely increasingly on CCTV to watch our every move and plot our courses through life (see RIPA 2000) and now we have Investigatory Powers Act 2016. Time for a VPN perhaps for all internet users? And/or TOR browser. (If you don't know what a VPN or TOR is you can google it. Remember you are being watched by people who are accountable only to the security forces as you do that!) Such public accountability of the masses to the forces of law and order have been accompanied by the reluctant opening up of government to public scrutiny. It seems this watching process can work in two ways, both up and down. How they must have rued the day! It was fiercely resisted by many politicians. Well, well! The genie is out and won’t be put back. Or maybe it will? Watch as politicians reclaim the power to rip us off secretly!
But not all powers are publicly accountable. The security services keep their work hidden. It makes sense, but to whom are they accountable? Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? A problem that Plato mooted in his ‘Republic’ along with a solution that is no more likely than an incorruptible tyrant like Terry Pratchett’s ‘Vetinari’ of the Discworld novels. It works well in fiction and philosophy but not in the real world.
It is incredibly easy for folk to justify to themselves just about any corrupt, immoral or atrocious act they commit. Watch the Nuremberg trials or any of the war crimes trials and see the defendants argue that they did nothing wrong, or deny that they are answerable to any authority save their own.
So how are the powerful to be kept honest and yet reap reasonable rewards for their work and abilities? The re-election of politicians every few years must help. Maybe we should prevent any one who has held office from holding that office for more than a total of, say, 5 years? Members of QANGOS might also be changed every few years. Perhaps no public office should be held for more than 5 years? That might be a start, but ultimately, the only deterrent to criminal or immoral behaviour is the guarantee of exposure and retribution.
Maybe the biggest problem is that people who act unethically or corruptly are just people. Perhaps it is inherent in the ‘programming’ of humans to act in these ways. However, it is a tenet of most religions and philosophies that people have choice to behave in line with the commandments of their chosen religion or precepts of their philosophy and all reap the rewards of their behaviour at some time.
I am manipulated and lied to and controlled and watched by too many
organisations and individuals, and I am not happy about it.
Freedom is not free. If this is the price of freedom though, are we prepared to pay it?
It could be that those in power may well not give us the choice and thus
apparent choice may be no choice at all.
And final words …?
Dante, the Florentine poet writing in the early 14th century reserves
one of the lowest parts of Hell for fraudsters and thieves and the
corrupt of all kinds. DL Sayers in her commentary on this part of Hell
writes:
“… the progressive disintegration of every social relationship, personal and public. Sexuality, ecclesiastical and civil office, language, ownership, counsel, authority, psychic influence, and material interdependence – all the media of the community’s exchange are perverted and falsified, till nothing remains but the descent into the final abyss where faith and trust are wholly and for ever extinguished.”
and more particularly about the last ditch where the Falsifiers are imprisoned:
“… the corrupt heart which acknowledges no obligation to keep faith with its fellow men; …”
“Every value it has is false; it alternates between a deadly lethargy
and a raving insanity … the very money is itself corrupted, every
affirmation had become perjury, and every identity a lie; no medium of
exchange remains and the “general bond of love and nature’s tie” is
utterly dissolved.
I could not have put it better.
Choosing the winners of OSCARs, BAFTAs
February 23rd, 2010More Education
February 23rd, 2010Could education be defined as the thing that gives sight to the unseeing.
Further education then gives vision to the sighted?
Immortality and Infinity
February 14th, 2010I don’t normally listen to religious programs having mostly had
my fill of the stupidities of human beings. I didn’t realise that it
was a religious program as the subject was the Epic of Gilgamesh from
the Assyro-Babylonian civilisation. This is the oldest work of
literature in the world; possibly 5,000 years old and based on much
older stories. Anyhow, one of the themes of the poem is immortality.
The hero spends the last part of the poem trying to get hold of
something that will allow him to live forever. By the end of the poem
he comes to the realisation that he will die since he is human. And he
comes a realisation of what it is to be human.
Now at some level all of us realise that we also will die, though maybe many aren’t totally convinced of this.
So somehow you get to live forever. What might this mean? Would you
live forever unchanged in a changing world? Eventually the world will
cease to exist; everything known will pass; the universe itself will die
as protons decay leaving only a flux of electrons, positrons, neutrinos
and radiation.
What about the heaven, Valhalla or afterlife of the religions? An eternity of eternity?
To be human is not to be forever. What is
this that would be forever? If that sounds a bit Zen, it is. Goes
along with the question, what/who are you?
Yet the urge to seek immortality seems to be one of humanity’s great imperatives.
I think that we are afraid of death, or at least of dying. After recent brush with the
grim reaper I know how hard I fought to stay alive.
Gone to a better place; gone for a long sleep; gone to heaven; we seek palliatives and euphemisms to soften it.
Even if you could live forever, how would that change this moment, the
moment that this is read, the moment that you think this is rubbish? A
life can only be lived now, in this moment.
“Quick now, here, now, always-” (T.S. Eliot _ Burnt Norton from Four Quartets)
To live like this, I think, would be to live without fear, without dread.
Footballers Feet of Clay
February 3rd, 2010The TV news showed the arrival of a newly transferred footballer at his new club at some awful time of the night.
He was greeted by hundreds of adoring fans who had waited many hours in the cold and dark for him to appear.
My wife turned to me and said “He’s not the Messiah! He’s just a very naughty boy!”
Could be she has heard recent revelations about some other sporting
star’s behaviour in the scandal sheets that pass for newspapers?
The feet that work magic with a football may turn out to be feet of clay after all.